Desi Rishta Flowchart

Aug 29

Every desi girl has to, at some point in her life, go through a phase where she gets forcefully showcased in front of random people. Desi parents call it “rishta”. We call it “What the hell did I do wrong to deserve this?” We have to look the best, act the best, and often pretend to be a completely different person. Lonely, and sad scientists have been studying the rishtas and they have come up a flow chart which accurately depicts the fate, and intent of 99.97% of rishta talks.

(Actually I made the flow chart but let’s pretend its from some scientist because scientists are cool)

 

 


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9 comments

  1. Raman /

    lol! so tru! ;)

    aajkal tujhe parade karaa rahe hain ghar waale?! :P

  2. Red Brave Lion /

    LIKE IT :)

  3. In case of India now a days it is more like parading of boys and girls selecting /rejecting them .In india both families agree to meet at a common place say a hotel or a joint . Or if families know each otmeet each other and check out if dey suit each other’s taste her before hand just the guy and gal
    instead of boys )or gals )being paraded Or you may say it is mutual it is only that psychologically girls feel they are being paraded but boys dont feel so .

  4. In case of India now a days it is more like parading of boys and girls selecting /rejecting them .In india both families agree to meet at a common place say a hotel or a joint . Or if families know each other before hand just the guy and gal meet(or chat online) and check out if dey suit each other’s taste .
    instead of boys (or gals )being paraded you may say it is mutual it is only that psychologically girls feel they are being paraded but boys dont feel so.

    PS. typing eror in earlier comment neglect tht.

  5. SAndeep /

    LOL Great Post. My brother got married using this highly efficient methodology. Dad and Mom are great at implementing this automated marriage system.

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