The facebook song

Twitter is where I let my imagination run wild.  A bit of boredom combined with the right kind of drink can produce twitter gold.

This gold happened for me in the form the “#thishouldbeasong” hashtag. I posted numerous 140 character long tweets in Punjabi with this hashtag and they all got great response. I also received a few DMs with people suggesting that I should write a “full song/poem”. Well, guess what? I am bored right now. So let’s give this a shot. Please provide me feedback – positive or negative.

Before we start things off I must warn you –  this is not going to be your average punjabi poem/song.  One thing which is common in all of my #thisshouldbeasong tweets is that they are intended to spread the disease of laughter. That trend will continue.

 (I am using Kamal Heer’s facebook song as the base because.. umm..its a very cheesy song and nobody takes it seriously. So less haters perhaps??

And just like every other Punjabi song. It revolves around a boy trying to stalk a girl. But the end result of the stalking is a bit unique.)

Raati Ohdi photo dekhi facebook te mein,

Photo dekh ke mein ta darr geya siga ji,

Aye lagge jive computer screen ch bhoot vadh geya siga ji.

Lage oho ek number di professional chudeil,

Gutt ohdi enni sohni jive bandar di tail,

Shakal dekh ke lagge eh nu honi koi bimari,

Mein dar ke uchi jihi ek Mummy nu vaaj maari.

Mummy nu request kiti meri akh ch acid paado,

Koi meri life ch UNDO button lavado.

2 minute baad ohi ho geya jidda c fear,

Message aaya. Kehndi I want “friendship my dear”,

Puri world ch ehnu milya ni koi hor,

bohat himmat kar k kiti friend request ignore.

Ignore karan toh baad vi darr jeha laggi jaave,

supneya de vich v ohdi photo aayi jaave.

Life naal menu meri ho geya pura hate

Chaleya c romance karan, karni paigi facebook DEACTIVATE