The f**k is wrong with you?

Fuck is an extremely versatile word. But I personally prefer using it to vent out my frustration. So here are some common situations I encounter daily which leave me thinking “WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU?”

Texting with k :-  Texting is an immensely powerful tool. If used properly it can save you from awkward face-to-face conversations. But it also has the potential to ruin relationships. It can cheer you up on a boring day, suck all your energy out and put you in suicidal mode. But there’s one thing about texting which never fails to ruin my day – “K”. Yes. That one letter K has the proficiency to annihilate a conversation. Generally, I just end the conversation right there. If you can’t bother to type up a proper reply, then you’re not worthy of my time. I’d rather pretend to text someone who doesn’t even exist than continue texting the “kriminal”. Whoever started this “K” should be sentenced to death for spreading dangerous amount of boredom across the world. The fuck is wrong with you?

Battery low :- Phones lose battery like Indian cricket team loses matches. And when they reach that critical phase where they can sense that the end is near. Instead of saving what’s left. They  bombard you with “Low Battery” warnings. Listen phone – we get it. Ok. You don’t have to keep on repeating yourself.  May be if you didn’t vibrate every minute you’d last a little longer. The fuck is wrong with you? I thought you were a “smart” phone. Preserve your god damn battery until I find the charger you suicidal piece of  ****.

Call and dont pick up :- When people call you. You miss the call by a milli-second. You instantly call back, and they don’t answer. The fuck is wrong with you?Did a gigantic monkey come down and steal your phone? Did you flush your phone down the toilet because I didn’t answer? You using your phone as a vibrator? Did your phone explode in your hand? Did someone cut off your hands?